Title: Stupid Piece of Wood
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis RPS
Pairing: Joe/David
Rating: PG
Summary: David hates Joe’s skateboard.
Notes: Originally written for archae_ology in the prettylightsfic challenge. Many thanks to technosage for talking me through this

( David hates Joe’s skateboard. )

Title: Falling is the Easy Part
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis RPS
Pairing: Joe/David, David/Rachel, David/Torri, David/Kavan, David/David N., David/Jason, David/Jane.
Rating: R
Summary:"I’m not the one who’s a big slut," Joe answers, smiling into his coffee and walking away. "No you just play one on T.V.," David shoots back
Notes: Originally written for archae_ology in the prettylightsfic challenge. All my love for deense for looking this over!

( David is kind of a slut )

Title: 5 Blowjobs Michael Rosenbaum never gave
Rating: hard R
Fandom: CWRPS, SGA, SGARPS, Dark Angel (crossover)
Pairings: Jared/Jensen (mentions of Jensen/Mike in the past), Mike/Jason Momoa (mentions of David Hewlett/Jason Momoa tinhattery), Mike/Tom, Mike/Alec, Mike/Ronon
Notes: based on this prompt by technosage that resulted from many conversations we had over the fact that there was not enough Rosenbaum in RPS. It's not actually what she asked for, but she's my BFF and she'll forgive me.


( Jared and Jensen; literally, those fuckers had that part covered before I ever got there )

( Jason Momoa; well if David whoever had shown up he could have done it )

( Tom Welling; what, are you fucking retarded or something? )

( Alec; Look those chicks would have charged ok? And a bet is a bet )

( Ronon; Maybe Malibu had become some kind of weird ass code while I was up in bumfuck Canada )